let's have sex
i hate how in gym class everyone thinks im a fat ass for having to stop running rather than keeping up
do they not understand that i have a disease in my lungs??
rather than making fun of me, how about you mind your own business
*speed walking to cereal isle*
*sprinting until I catch her*
Oh hey
You *gasp*
Have *gasp*
An *gasp**
Asthmatic *gasp*
Daughter *gasp*
whoisalsosick *gasp*
So slow the fuck down
when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old
you want to know what sucks more than having allergy or exercise induced asthma?
having allergy and exercise induced asthma
i love this more then i really should
JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
I cannot even….
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
we need some new and more powerful swears
wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit
its his fault we go through this
if you where wondering this is the image
bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET
